Miniature pinschers, min pins for short, are a highly intelligent and sophisticated breed. My name is Zeus Comer...Zeus because I am the god of all I survey. I am also called the Monster, Zeuser, Little Guy, and Sir Orneriness. My hobbies are walking, running, chasing squirrels, playing "chase the puppy", napping & shredding paper products.

I was born Aug 20, 1999 and was adopted by the Comers at six weeks of age. I quickly assumed my current position as Chief Security Officer. This is a particularly tough job. I have all the usual patrol duties of a house dog - keeping squirrels in line, keeping stray animals out of the yard, and inspecting all new people & property that come into the house. In addition, I must alert all pedestrians, joggers, and bicyclists that go in front of the house that an A-1 Chief Security Officer resides here and trespassing will not be tolerated.

I can proudly say that I am an obedience school graduate. When I first learned of obedience training, I thought it was a good idea. The Comers are in general nice, well-behaved people, but they are undisciplined, and don't take orders very well. However, I soon learned that the obedience class was a complete waste of time. I could have been a great help to those other dogs had I been the instructor. The first day the instructor dog came out with her human, walked slowly beside her, then sat when her human stopped. What a lazy bitch! Any good patrol dog would have thoroughly sniffed the area and told the other dogs that this was her human and they should stay back. Somehow, I tolerated their silly rituals enough to pass the class and earn my degree.

I am also a local celebrity. Click here to see a clip of my television debut or here for my newspaper picture. If you would like more information about me or would like tips on obedience or security, I can be reached by e-mail.